hit the peep

A term for being gay and having no friends.

Aaron: “hey I totally hit the peep last night!”
Bob: “Bro I said miss me with that gay shit.”

by Thoticus subreme May 14, 2018

hit the picks

To aggressively brake a vehicle, usually to avoid a collision; to step on the brakes.

Shagger hit the picks in his ute when a roo jumped out in front of him.

by macquariedic January 31, 2021

HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

A phrase used by Doc Emrick after a hockey player hits the post with his or her shot.

Pastrnak shoots, OOOH AND HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

by Doc Emrick June 8, 2019

they hit the pentagon

when something outlandish crazy sad or anything of those sorts happen, and you can reply by saying that.

insert sad edit "THEY HIT THE PENTAGON"

by theylvejhn July 12, 2024

Hit The Target Present

The male counterpart of a "Push Present." Thoughtful gift given to the guy by the girl after conception.

After finding out she was pregnant, Rebecca gave Michael an awesome new grill for his "Hit the Target Present".

by julie30302 September 24, 2009

Hit the dirty pillow

Hitting the dirty pillow is when you have unprotected and unwashed anal sex with a woman who has a BMI above 30.

Friend 1: Wow, you were totally hammered last night.

Friend 2: Yeah, the night only got worse... After my 9th Long Island, I grabbed a cab and started cruzin outside of the Lane Bryant outlet and picked up a fattie. I totally took her home and hit the dirty pillow.

Friend 1: Yuck! you sick fuck!

by TmVv January 20, 2010

hit the berry patch

Verb; meaning "to go to the berry patch" a store well known in Ellerbe, NC.

Dude, you wanna hit the berry patch later?

by Reid Nottoday March 17, 2020