Hakeem

Nice looking buffed man that get sexy girls and has a HUGE DICK

Girl : OH SHIT WHO IS THAT GOD LOOKIN MAN

girl2: oh that’s Hakeem he is so sexy

Girl : I REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT HUNK OF HOTTNESS

by SMmsjsjs November 21, 2018

Hakeemed

To be drunk enough to shag anything

She was so out her nut last night, went hame wae that guy and got hakeemed rotten!

by Ashton Lane July 2, 2004

Hakeem

The name of a guy that you've probably met.
Or YOU are that guy.

Now listen here buddy, your name means wise, doctor and inteligent.
You probably don't meet many people with your name sooo you think it's rare, but I don't think so.

GET OFF OF THIS SITE YOU MORON.

FIND A BETTER WAY TO MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY ABOUT YOURSELF BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE GOING TO FIND HERE ARE SELF OBSESSED PEOPLE WHO LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEMSELVES!

ALSO, IF YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR ALREADY go follow your dreams!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

HAKEEM, I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!!

by Hskcole October 30, 2020

Hakeem

more than a dickhead

‘Obviously yeah, the moistnisity has to be higher than normal cause normal dickheadness is just not enough’

‘Do I look like a Hakeem to you?’

by big man haks December 13, 2018

Hakeem

He is a monkey evolved from planet of apes aka Cesar. He is smart at developing and a broke ass monkey jungle beware his nails

The monkey was dangerous he was more of a hakeem type

by Hakeemalallal July 30, 2017

Hakeem

Hakeem is the most sexiest, smart, cute, kind and amazing person you could meet. Always there for you no matter what. He’s very caring and loving words cannot explain ❤️

My husband is called Hakeem
OMG you’re so lucky you have a Hakeem

by Username girly girl September 26, 2019

Hakeem

a guy who goes to MKIS and has no life. He likes to fuck around and is a dumbass. He will have no jobs in the future and will live under a bridge. He's the worst person you could ever meet.

stop being like a Hakeem!

by Shittingpizza May 19, 2015