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L. Ron Hubbard

Quite possibly the cause for everything corrupt in this world today.
"If you want to make a lot of money, start your own religion" - L. Ron Hubbard
by GoNH004 May 6, 2006
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The greatest scam artist who ever lived.he knows to fuck people out of they'er money so elaborately, if your actually stupid enough to fall for his sorry excuse for a religion "scientology" you need to wake up and look how stupid it is.
hes was a science fiction wrighter! who says "these are the wright way to cure drug addictions through hippnotising i mean aduiting".the truth is all his littile claims to be the right way can be simply and rationly explained whithout much thought.
dude1:to me l.ron hubbard is a prophet

dude2: to me hes bullshit scam artist

dude1:we are going to sue you!!!

dude2:yea proves my point exactly you scaming communist morons.....
by anti-antiman22 January 2, 2010
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Hurting Hubbard Weave

When a Hubbard (uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist) finds themselves in the hurt box whilst riding up a hill, and subsequently resorts to weaving across the road to reduce the gradient of a hill.

The weave may be intentional or unintentional.
Garry the Hubbard from Military Rd likes to think himself a gifted cyclist. He rides lots - at least once a fortnight.

For this fortnights ride, he decides to head to the 'hills'. After riding 3% for a kilometre he finds himself questioning whether or not the protein shakes he has for breakfast have added to his muscle mass or waistline.

Two kilometres in, everything goes dark. He's hurting. He's weaving all over the road, barely staying upright.

He's doing the HURTING HUBBARD WEAVE.
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L.Ron Hubbard

A very deluded individual who built an Empire of deciet founded on the occult and satanism whilst plagiarising many othe pre-existing ideas and works hoping to 'enslave' Humanity.. was influenced by Aliester Crowley and Jack Parsons..both known for the Occultism and Black Magik Rituals L.Ron Hubbard lied about his Naval Career amongst many documented lies he told people in an attempt to establish a belief system to obtain his 'Pact with Satan"
L.Ron Hubbard was driven by his own insanity and Occultism and wanted to ENSLAVE all of HUMANITY
by Xemu April 30, 2006
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Hebbard

To be amazing at anything you have ever tried.
Person 1: "Yea, just the other day I did all this stuff I'd never done before and I was amazing at it all."

Person ": "Wow, you're such a Hebbard."
by Code F July 16, 2009
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L. Ron Hubbard

a seller of "blue peter" style lie-detectors,
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.
I am totally bankrupt, she blubbered,
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.
by Patrick_not_a_username June 16, 2006
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L. Ron Hubbard

Quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. Invented Scientologly. A terrible cult like reiligon. That belive lord Xenu put alien souls inside of you. The only way to get them out is with the e-machine AKA (tin cans).
L. Ron Hubbard was kicked at of all countrys he tryed to excape to.
by JBandBro, Eli Koz, Ncon3000 January 21, 2006
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