hemisexual

Someone being sexually attracted to Hemi V8's.

Jeff: "Ahh bro, that hemi sound tho!"

Shane: "Sexy as fuck!"

Jeff: "I think I'm hemisexual."

by lolflooredxd November 29, 2016

helisexual

Helisexual is a type of gender (Male, Female, Apache Helicopter)
the term means you love to attack and shoot your missiles about 2 genders such male and female
these are the only 2 genders that the Heli-sexual attacks, some refer to heli-sexual as Cis-gender.

The helisexual decided it wanted to attack his mother

by Social Justice League February 8, 2017

Hemosexual

Being madly in love with actress, singer and dancer, Heather Elizabeth Morris, aka, Hemo.

I'm not homosexual, I'm hemosexual!

by Dancelikeheya1 July 8, 2011

hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

by Qube February 27, 2005

Hugsexual

When an individual finds hugs more stimulating than actual sexual activity. Usually forces hugs onto unwilling victims. Who they hug are of unimportance: girls, boys, animals, trees, etc.

Sarah - Jesus, Eric's hugged everyone at this party... Is he already drunk?

Jeff - Nah, he's just Hugsexual.

by EnriquePDF January 6, 2011

Hasexual

Any person who identifies with the sexuality of Has.

This means that they are physically and sexually attracted to youtuber Has19 and often imagine themselves within deep sexual fantasies with them.

Invalid person: Hey man what you doing standing there
Hasexual: Dude you're invading my thoughts of Has19 choking me and sucking me off

by Hasexual April 18, 2022

hoesexual

A person who has no qualms with fucking a person with no regard for sexual orientation, gender,mental faculties, or lifestyle.

That person is always having intercourse.

Oh them. They're just hoesexual.

by Gentleman01 September 5, 2016