herbert 

a person that drives a silver car and drives 10 mph lower than the actual speed limit,they always get in front and slow down to the speed of a brick wall smeared with butter.

that herberts in the way!
what an old herbert!

herbert by henroy and jam-es October 13, 2007

herbert 

Another word for vomit!!

OOH, do you see what that girl is wearing - HERBERT!!

herbert by Amber P January 12, 2008

Herbert 

That assistant principal that always has to go and be extra. He tries too hard and he's just a joke.

Why do you always have to go and be so Herbert?

Herbert by Urban.tch December 15, 2016

Herbert 

1. A person (usually male) that is highly suspected of intending to cause mischief, damage, theft or unwanted sexual advances. Typically secretive in nature, they may be seen loitering for far too long in one area, waiting for an opportune moment to carry out said tom foolery.

Their intent can also be detected on their way to aforementioned misconduct.

2. Also known as 'Erberts' or 'Sherberts' (derived from 'Sherbet').

"Don't get involved with him; he's a right Herbert."

"Look at these two Herberts, they look like they're up to no good.

I'm calling the police."

"You take my word for it; He's a fucking absolute horrible little Herbert he is."

Herbert by Mr Tom Fun June 5, 2018

herbert 

carebear

herbert is a carebear

herbert by i <3 zach and grayson November 28, 2018

Herbert 

Herbert is a dealer at the Blue Herron Casino in Ontario, Canada. He is a cold blooded killer who does not care about your dwindling chip count.

Tony: Shit, that’s 4 straight hands with no flush.
Herbert: (Laughs Inaudibly)
Tony: Herbert is a stone cold killer.

Herbert: (Continues inaudible laugh)

Herbert by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

Herbert 

A football hooligan.

from the Coventry Evening Telegraph -

"When Lincoln City visited Nuneaton they took a right bunch of herberts. The damage ran into pounds"

Herbert by Terry Clee October 10, 2019