Herbert

A nuisance, high IQ “deez nuts” set up. Founded by the sultan of slaps SNAPGHOST.

“Did you hear about Herbert??”
“Who?”
“Herbert you you suck deez nuts”
“Really bruh..”

by SnappyG December 16, 2022

Herbert

Worst Family Guy character ever.

Herbert is going to be killed off in Season 7. HOORAY!!

by Alright Thazzit January 17, 2008

Herbert

When a man sticks his fist in another man's ass.

-Man, i could really go for a herbert right now

-really? me too!

-awesome! i'll go get the gloves

by le gooch August 05, 2008

Herbert

When you have sex with someone and a little boy at the same time

A sex move like a felther which is something you can do with a Herbert cake Herbert pie

by Stancer August 17, 2008

Herbert Moon

A extremely racist character from the popular western themed video game, Red Dead Redemption.

He constantly talks in third person.

He can be located in a town called armadillo, he runs the general store.

Please note that said general store does NOT sell his famous
"Jew Traps".

"I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it...I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them either. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British."

— Quote from Herbert Moon

Herbert Moon may be found randomly fighting Native Americans in the forest. This usually ends with him getting shot.

Herbert usually shouts "I'm Herbert Mooooooon!!!" Whenever appropriate. To him, anyway. These occasions include, but are not limited to:

Being robbed

Threatened at knife/gunpoint

While burning to death

After catching you cheating at poker.

by InhumanTerror May 07, 2011

herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar May 16, 2018

Mr. Herbert

The elderly neighbor of the Griffin family who fantasizes about teenage boys, especially Chris Griffin.

Mr. Herbert: Chris, can you come over and help me with something?
Chris: Sure Mr. Herbert!
Mr. Herbert: Hurry up now! Mmmmmmmmm....

by pushi kuratz July 11, 2008