hemper

Oregon slang for Humboldt County head

Last week my hemper friend came out from behind the redwood curtain to visit for a few daze. He brought his friend hairy purple bud.

by El Mosca del Norte August 4, 2006

dry humped the bunny

Participating in an activity that is extremely boring, provides no pleasure or is a major time waster. Could be at work, a party, etc. An event that attracts douche bags.

Mike: "What did you do last night?"

Marc: "Dude, I went to this lame party. They ran out of beer and hot chicks. I totally dry humped the bunny last night."

by Rock Falcon September 2, 2009

heaped

to be pissed off by someone or to be annoyed.

hey dude.
fuck you I'm heaped.

by shitter09 March 7, 2009

hempetite

The increased appetite you experience from smoking marijuana.

"Where's Dave?"
"He's off getting a hempetite."

by Fortigin April 16, 2017

Humped

Scottish term meaning to be beaten at a sort or game or other competitive activity

Relating to a game of football....you're going to get humped tonight. Or . Did you see the game last night, your team got humped

by scottmcardle January 12, 2017

Humpty humped me

A unneutered male dog greeting his owner at the front door.

When I came in the door last night, Humpty humped me, that silly nut!

by Mrs. Johnson January 11, 2007

herpedurptologist

The study of retarded lizards and reptiles

Hey have you met bob?
he's the local herpedurptologist for the national park service

by the retarded lizard guy October 21, 2011