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HeadOn

A product sold by a company which is based on the belief that the key to successful television-based advertisement is annoying the viewer to point of significant resentment and disgust. Their commercials also have the shittiest graphics that have ever been shown on television.
(from one of their more recent commercials)

Fat Nasty Beaner Woman With Dirty Hair - "HeadOn. HeadOn! HeadOn!! You're commercials are annoying, but I LOVE your product!"

Corny-Sounding Soccer-Mom Lady - "HeadOn is now available without a prescription"
by Jeph tha 5'9/ssj4vegeta January 8, 2008
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headon

As stated by Jimmy Kimmel, a commercial that actually makes you buy the product because the commercial actually gives you a headache itself.
HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
(Repeat until infinity.)
by D-Miles September 30, 2006
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botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.
Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?
by doktorfunk October 5, 2005
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Topper Headon

Now I'M proud to be the first to write a GOOD definition for Topper Headon.

Topper Headon was one of the best drummers of ALL TIME. Originally Nicky Headon, Topper was also nicknamed "The Human Drum Machine" because of his impeccable timing and skills.

Beat out "every other drummer in London" for the hotseat. He planned to originally stay with The Clash for just a while, but then he realized what a great band they were and stayed.

However, he got kicked out after "Combat Rock" (in which he wrote almost all of "Rock The Casbah") because of a heroin addiction.

He still remains a rock 'n roll and drumming LEGEND.
Topper Headon is my drumming hero.
by Lost in the supermarket April 22, 2006
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hedonist

someone motivated by desires for sensual pleasures syn: pleasure seeker
He/She is a hedonist
by Jessi B February 11, 2006
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Hedonistic Slut Pringle

a human being who's sole purpose is to get laid and is a maniac who can't get enough, always has to one up everyone around them and sex is the only thing their feeble brain can utter out with words. always has to have just one more conquest.
look at that jive chump, acting like some wannabe casanova, whatever tho that hedonistic slut pringle will find out the hard way with worshipping that much evil.
by Tussinfinity May 16, 2014
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HELDO

A fake Facebook page that is being run by a textroverted Weeb. This Weeb is a wannabe Cop, who wastes hours of his life creating fake, childish memes.
I checked HELDO today, and it had more fake memes on it.
by HELDODANNY March 16, 2019
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