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heisenberg

verb (frequently with -"up")

To unintentionally change the observable characteristics of something, by the actions performed to make an observation. Derived from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
Design Engineer: "Why did you report that my board's 12v rail drops out under such a low current load? My rail does NOT sag when the board is installed in any of our products. How are you testing this?"

Test Engineer: "I'm using a huge giant solenoid to make/break the cooling fan's power contact, that's the only way to override the software's fan control. Since it's a 12v solenoid, I figured I'd just source its current from the board. All I gotta do is turn on the fan, and your board eats shit. It's a tiny little fan, why did you use such a pussy-ass voltage regulator?

Design engineer: "The fan isn't doing this, dumb shit. It's you, Heisenberging up my board with your solenoid. Find your own power supply for your horseshit test setup, better yet find me a real test engineer."
by spider kidzs January 4, 2022
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Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

You're never really sure when you are going to get laid.
The party was hopping but the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was is full play so who knows what will happen.
by SaintAmbrose July 29, 2022
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Heisenbergsslut

A tiktok celebrity that makes my singing monster and art related posts.
"Hey did you see that tiktok by heisenbergsslut? It was so funny!"
by gghhfdetvbj July 21, 2023
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Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg

Matthias is Heisenberg, not the breaking bad one but the quantum genius, mind = blown!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing Heisenberg in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg, quantum leaps in acting bro!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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Heisenberg

Look here, you white, so you are Walter White, so you Heisenberg....

Look at that Heisenberg over there drinking that pumpkin spice latte.

I was riding with my one Heisenberg friend, he got pulled over by the cops, and they let him go without a ticket!
by Bro Bo Stevenson December 21, 2017
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Hedenberg

To alter sources to fit your argument.
Noone beleived him so he pulled a Hedenberg and created a Wikipedia article to support him.
by Saunabooth March 13, 2019
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himelberger

A feltch and fried gerbil sandwich served in a New York City prison
Wow guard that Himelberger was the tastiest I ate at Rikers
by john footpenis 11 October 29, 2009
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