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heffner

a ladies man to have all the woman
im a heffner baby;got all the gurls
by tc rider April 6, 2007
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Heffler Swag

Means godly swag. Having a very confident demeanor in every pursuit in life yet being humble at the same time. Speaks eloquently and inspires everyone around him. This level of swag is almost unheard of and is so powerful that only the most beautiful of women would dare approach someone with Heffler Swag.
Me: Dude look at that guy, he's getting all of the girls!

Friend: Ya man, his Heffler Swag is on fire!
by SwaggaGuy October 13, 2011
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heffer

1. A steer on Rocko's Modern Life
2. A very fat woman
"Hi! I'm Heffer!"
"Whoa! Look at the size of that heffer!"
by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003
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Heffer

1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.
2. A female cow
3. A pregnant female trying to hide it by saying she's fat.
"wow she is such a heffer! she never stops telling me what im doing wrong, that fat heffer!"
"farmer joe just bought a heffer for only $300!"
"her stomach is looking big lately..she says she is just gaining weight but i think she is really a heffer."
by onethereal March 13, 2010
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heffer111

Homo from IGNboards....was permabanned
by fty2 July 6, 2003
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horny Heffer

A disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.
oi mate, look at the size of that horny heffer. i bet she would like a dick up her ass
by sperma toadle August 21, 2010
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buffalo heffer

that chic Travis screwed sure was a buffalo heffer.
by Jedley November 1, 2007
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