James Hetfield

1. A table
2. Vocalist and rythm guitar player for Metallica
3. God

Likes the word 'yeah'

- "Woah! Nice table!"
- "Thanks, but it's actually James Hetfield from Metallica"

by LarsUlrichsHairline November 15, 2016

James Hetfield

The greatest hick alive.
he has coined the phrases "FUCK YEAH" and "WOHOH"

James Hetfield says fuck yeah an awful lot

by seany2468 October 11, 2009

Hetfield Stomp

The stomp that James Hetfield lead singer guitarist from Metallica does has his stadge move. As he sings and kills it on guitar he stomps a foot very aggressive and is like his form of a dance stadge move.

I was at this show the other night and bassist was rocking out was pulling off the Hetfield Stomp like it was his own move. It was bitchin'.

by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010

Manny Heffley

the worst person ever

meme-
Person 1: Yo that fucker Manny Heffley says "im only 3".
person 2: what a Twat.

by cheerful ox January 5, 2022

Mrs. Heffner

Another word for a Bitch, and not the female dog meaning. A bloody awful teacher, who has no feelings whatsoever, and actually has sucked the devils bright red dick on numerous occasions.

Dude i got a bloody nose in english, and my teacher wouldn't even let me use tissues on the desk, claiming they were hers. I had to punish my nose with paper towels

Lemme guess, mrs. heffner?


yeahhhhh that bitch

by gah nms sucks April 1, 2009

El Heffe Hamberger

A manufacturing engineer of German, or Hebrew desent.
Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.

Dave :Yo,I played with my nutz in the shit house for two hours while we were running a new Xerox proto.
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

greg heffley

the stupid boy who thinks all the girls want him even though he doesn't work out and has no muscles but still likes to go around shirtless near holly hills with his small d. He's so ugly with his stupid hair and in the movies, he probably wanted to get with Rowley because he's a fat legend. his brother Roderick is really hot and gets all the girls

'look theres greg heffley hes so stupid look at his tiny muscles what a noncey gardener'

by ailisisntaranga June 25, 2020