hedgehog

When you cum in your partner's hair and then spike it up, like a hedgehog.

Dude, last night I gave my girl a hedgehog.
Did she look like Sonic?

by codster December 18, 2007

Hedgehog

Slang for poo

Roxy: OMG! There is a hedgehog in my garden!

Jamie: A poop?

Roxy: ... No, the animal

by PixieCat December 30, 2013

hedgehog

sonic

woah!1!!! i met sonic the hedgehog

by average boi February 26, 2022

Hedgehog

A cute guy that I like to stare at. And has spiky hair every time it's wet or windy.

I think I am really falling for you, you idiot.

L

A: Did you see Hedgehog today?
L: Yeeeess he was so cute the wind really messed up his hair.

by miau0 June 14, 2022

Hedgehogging

The act of sucking your own dick

I was bored one afternoon, and my girlfriend came home and caught me hedgehogging on the couch

by Sonic the hedgeh0g May 8, 2020

Hedgehog

A female (usually ugly) who refuses to shave her pubes.

Oh man, it was a jungle down there! What a hedgehog

by Meteorox June 10, 2011

hedgehog

When your unattractive friend gets a ridiculously hot girl. Usually a high maintenance bitch, but makes up for it in looks.

Dude...how did shane get that hedgehog?

by TRay$hawnn October 9, 2012