Harvesting your back yard wheat

Shaving ones arse crack

Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top

by Lau&Toks&Nokky in the box May 9, 2011

Ass Harvesting

When one bites chunks of ass off

Could also be less literal and just someone who collects asses and mounts them on the wall after mounting them while they were alive.

Guy 1: Yo man what happened to that girl Michelle you were with last night?

Guy 2: Yo man I was ass harvesting that bitch last night!

Guy 1: Nice! ( High fives)

by deadfisherman January 7, 2011

harvesting

picking out a sexual mate from a crowd

John saw a hot group of guys and couldn't wait to start harvesting.

by xthebowdenx January 8, 2009

harvesting the crops

slurping up crap

he was harvesting the crops in the washroom

by hello1213141516 November 28, 2018

Harvesting the pearl

The classy way to refer to femal masturbation.

Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.

by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020

Harvesting the pearl

The classy way to refer to female masturbation.

Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.

by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020

HARVESTING

To take the rims of the table off and hide it

"What is austin doing" "oh he is just HARVESTING"

by LEMINKUU November 10, 2022