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Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction
I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard
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Jail's hard

" jail's hard but its nice"
by skittleandvannie July 17, 2021
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Man i Just Cummed so hard

man i just cummed so hard that i cried
by Rxplanation March 5, 2023
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“Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard”

Typically an excuse used by Nvellen after being outplayed in World of Warcraft arenas.
Mirror’s ridiculous? “Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard”
by SIReignman May 9, 2021
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Johnny Depp Someone So Hard

When you accuse an innocent party, such as when Amber Hear accused Johnny Depp in an effort to cancel them, when in fact they are (just like Johnny) the innocent party. This can be used to scapegoat someone, shift blame, or just cause chaos. This is referred to as to “Johnny Depp” someone. As an extra form of gaslighting, you can pretend this means the opposite, hire a PR company to help portray the opposite, and remove or hide items off of the internet.
Question: “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

Or

“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.
by DefinitelyNotElon October 7, 2023
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Oh hard damn, this is my jam

expression used to laugh off a shitty situation. like' oh what the the hell, its okay' or 'screw it, it's not important'
person a: SHIT I DIDNT SAVE THE FILE
person b: oh hard damn, this is my jam
person a: yeah screw it, who gives a shit
by shineshineblind May 11, 2009
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getting janiced hard

Getting janiced hard ....is when you get held hostage by a cock terrorist bitch hell bent on man milking you to the very edge of death from orgasmic fluid depervation...A creature who stalks a cock with an intense, peirceing stare. the gaze of a fuckening cum thirsty cock goddess, an insatiable heathen of the phalic arts,,,,Her Bitch prepares his CockSlayer like a high purse prize boxer with the hands of a thi chee master muscle manipulater, a deep tissue and hard nipple provocateer..his reward from his goddess .... the pimphand of bad ass bitch accross his face and nuts..the crackle tears through the fabric of the gothic castles spaces ....The ultimate in kink, fantasy and roll playing , bring your best game...prepare to be.... Getting Janiced Hard.......right
Did you see that guy in that soccor moms milfs car ..tremoring, dehidrated, i know the sucked off,,sucked,succabused, milked for every drop empty stare....just meeting up with that ballblasting, wall plastering goddess of cock conjuring your going to be..... getting Janiced Hard...right...........by..Uncle Icky
by DanTheImpailer February 11, 2022
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