apathetic threshold

The point at which things become so inane or dramatic that you stop caring.

Bill: DON'T YOU EVEN CARE WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU? THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!
John: No. I reached my apathetic threshold when you bitched about being killed for the sixteenth time.

Edwin: I reached my apathetic threshold when she broke up with me; as if I didn't see that one coming!
Scott: I do say, my good sir! -sips tea-

by Mast of the World October 8, 2011

Hypothetically speaking

Hypothetically speaking

Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend

Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!

by Migaspin March 2, 2021

Apathetic

When you don't have emotion or don't show emotion. Indifferent, uncaring.

kid 1: Yay! A+! I'm excited!
Kid 2: Aww! I got a D. I'm sad.
Apathetic kid: *doesn't look at page and doesn't care*

by EmoInLove April 12, 2009

fapathetic

When one is masturbating and doesn't care about their surroundings or current happenings until finished.

While Jimmy was masturbating, his mother yelled for him; he was fapathetic about her beckoning and proceeded fapping.

by punkfaggot123 August 21, 2011

Apathetic

Indifference towards the world; jaded personality; numb, uncaring attitude; could be described as what an emo person feels and acts like.

His outlook on the world was so apathetic, that it seemed like he no longer cared about anything.

by SinisterTomato May 21, 2006

Apathetic

(A)pathetic individual who lacks the will power/motivation to care enough about anything. Usually very whiny and pessimistic, often suffers from existential depression. One who is apathetic often possesses at least a small portion of an angster's qualities, but eventually dismisses them after they are deemed unimportant like everything else.

I could write a conversation that would provide a witty/sarcastic glimpse of an apathetic person's POV, but really, I doubt anyone really cares that much, cuz I know I don't.

by Xx$(|$$0R|-|@|\||)$xX July 11, 2010

Hypothetical Couple

Two people, a couple, who like each other, and enjoy each other's company, but are not dating, or in any relationship beyond, friendship.

Maria has a crush on Andre, Andre has a crush on Maria, but Maria and Andre aren't dating. They are just a hypothetical couple.

by Gorillafaceoff November 9, 2011