(n.) the act of wearing an unflattering pair of underwear, erroneously calculating that no one would see you in your underwear for the day.
Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.
Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.
Person 1: Lauren saw me in my workout-only boxer briefs today
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.
by nolandc September 16, 2019
A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack
by steve jobs back from the dead April 25, 2018
The description of someone whose thighs are chubbily hanging around a loose fitting pair of hanes underwear briefs. When someone who has thunder thighs wears whitey tighties.
by Corndog Millionaire December 10, 2013
this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.
Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
by steve jobs back from the dead December 05, 2018
Old lady: Was it you who destroyed that bench?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Why do old people care so much about what we do?
Guy 3: It's because they have nothing to do.
Guy 1: When i get old im going to become like them to keep the tradition alive.
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Why do old people care so much about what we do?
Guy 3: It's because they have nothing to do.
Guy 1: When i get old im going to become like them to keep the tradition alive.
by someoneyoudontknow April 27, 2005
Hanee is a very complex combination of two - not eventually relied - feelings that one luxemburgish person develops when seeing - for example a person taking a shit and doesn't have TP - but has sympathy and at the same time the knowing that the disaster happening to the "Hanee"ed person.
by Mr.Mullebutz April 10, 2021