Miracle Of Hanukkah

When passing around a bowl of marijuana, it is rare that only one light will last eight hits. Especially in the holiday season, it is appropriate to title the passing of exactly eight hits as a Miracle of Hanukkah.

Or, Mirahuanukkah.

Woah, that bowl lasted so long! Yeah, it's a Miracle Of Hanukkah...A Mirahuanukkah

by evabevabaltus March 27, 2011

hanukkah bush

a jewish christmas tree.

yo, lets go out and cut us down a hanukkah bush!

by emixzy December 22, 2008

Handukka

another name for a hand job

I was sitting on a plane with a blanket on my lap and the slam piece sitting next to me gave me a handukka.

by iluvhandukkas February 10, 2010

Hanukkah Head

The act of giving or receiving head from a spouse or partner all 8 nights of Hanukkah. On the final night your partner MUST swallow no exceptions.

Ethan: what did you get for Hanukkah this year?
Jeff: I’m not getting anything from Julia this year since she is participating in Hanukkah head.

Ethan: That’s sweet wish I had someone to do that with

by Hanukkah Harry’s left nut November 29, 2021

hanjukim

1.A person who is sexually attractive, attractive, or exciting
2.

She’s so hanjukim… OMG I think Im getting a little horny..

He looks so hanjukim in jeans.

by Ontly Dictionary November 17, 2022

false hangup

Hanging up on someone (not really) and talking shit about them to someone else while they can still hear.

Casey: Oh my god, i was talking to Shannon last night and i false hung up on her and said some bad stuff. Then she called back and told me she heard. I was so embarassed.

Steven: I hate False hangups.

by me278 August 1, 2007

Hanguear

to hang out or to chill.

Ex: Que estas haciendo? Estoy hangueando.
Que vas a hacer? Voy a hanguear.

by Stylzs April 24, 2006