handjob

masturbating with hand

the village idiot was getting a handjob

by Root January 20, 2003

handjob

A job that has to do with a hand

A handjob; cleaning a table

by eddie May 13, 2005

handjob

to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)

iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

handjob

The equivalant of calling someone an idiot.

"What the fuck is this guy doin'? What a handjob."

by Rowdy Burns July 4, 2006

handjob

Something a women usually gives a man by masturbating his penis. This is done horribaly by most women, and a guy can usually do it way better his self. When a man gives a women a handjob, (fingering), is best done by a man because it's not that hard to find a womens place for most pleasure. Most likely her clitouris.

Man Amanda gave me a handjob yesterday and I could of done it 10 x better myself.

or

Andy fingered me in such the right places last week, I had the best orgasm ever!

by m0012 April 27, 2008

handjob

When a girl leads a guy on and does not put out. Or anything that is unsatisfactory.

Neil was all ready to bone Moni when she told him to stop. He didn't get passed first base. She was a total handjob.

by Laxer23 January 5, 2008

handjob

A side cup of good beer to drink whilst in between games of flip cups.

Claire drank her handjob of Yuengling, while Alex filled her flipcup with Coors Light.

by Alz730 July 16, 2011