expression used to describe the desperate situation one finds oneself in when needing to unload a huge shit. It can be quantified by numbers 1, 2, or 3 according to the ammount of anal traction required to hang on before the darkening of the daks.
by Chris the Chef January 7, 2008
Get the handbrakes on mug.A cell phone that isnt a candy bar or flip type, to name two of the most cell popular styles; usually refers to a Blackberry or similarly shaped device like some of the newer PDA's.
Dude#1: Yo, is that your handcake vibe-in'? Its so slim, I didnt you was packin'.My flip is slim, but the battery fades fast and I miss out on sum lovin sumtimes....
Dude#2: Si, mi compadre. Mi holla-back is en fuego for da hot-n-sweaty. I dont need to carry multiple devices wit dis one. I can talk, text, surf and email, so my girls can get ahold of me any way that want.
Hottie#1: Say, is that a handcake in your pocket? Lets bump hips and I'll text us both for sum vibe pleasures.
Me: I was the one who started lesbohemian and some asshole stole it and put his name on it. Blow me, copycat prick.
Dude#2: Si, mi compadre. Mi holla-back is en fuego for da hot-n-sweaty. I dont need to carry multiple devices wit dis one. I can talk, text, surf and email, so my girls can get ahold of me any way that want.
Hottie#1: Say, is that a handcake in your pocket? Lets bump hips and I'll text us both for sum vibe pleasures.
Me: I was the one who started lesbohemian and some asshole stole it and put his name on it. Blow me, copycat prick.
by cosmokid January 11, 2008
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Whilst driving and being tailgated, the driver of the front vehicle may lose the plot and pull the handbrake, therefore braking the vehicle without the brake lights coming on. The result is either causing the tailgater to crash or forced into drastic emergency manoeuvres.
Some bastard in an Audi was right up my exhaust pipe, so I handbrake bombed him. He'll think again before he tailgates a banger!
by munroburton July 1, 2011
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-'Ere Barry, has Sid had a nervous breakdown or sommat? Looks like he's going through a mid-life...
-Nahhh, Gordon you thick twat.
He's only part of the Handbrake Generation, decided to leave Sharon and open up a Gluten-Free Bakery.
-Takes all sorts, I suppose...
-Nahhh, Gordon you thick twat.
He's only part of the Handbrake Generation, decided to leave Sharon and open up a Gluten-Free Bakery.
-Takes all sorts, I suppose...
by Benni Venutti September 5, 2020
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Yeah man it’s true, handbrake hanna tried to kill us the other day while I was driving, locked up my wheels going 80 on the highway, after I said we should break up. Death trap
by umassdebator March 9, 2024
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