Taking such a massive dump that the splash is like taking one off a bridge while the bridge troll looks on in amazement.
by Slade666 September 29, 2011
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Guy 1:So she hates you because she heard you slapped her best friend?
Guy 2:Yeah! and Every time I try to tell her she ignores me and disses me!
Guy 1:man,She jus' MJ Hatering
Guy 2:Yeah! and Every time I try to tell her she ignores me and disses me!
Guy 1:man,She jus' MJ Hatering
by Genious Youthly April 15, 2011
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To cause one to not be able to move, walk, or function. To immobilize someone, to make someone powerless. (taken from the literal practice of cutting with a knife an animal's or person's hamstring muscle) past tense - hamstrung
The lack of investors will hamstring my efforts to move the project forward.
I was hamstrung by the flu prior to the marathon.
I was hamstrung by the flu prior to the marathon.
by irzapper August 18, 2007
Get the hamstring mug.When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.
guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!
guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest
guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest
by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018
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by E W Cooke April 10, 2010
Get the jan hammering mug.Andrew: "God man my dick is so sore!"
Jon: "What the fuck?"
Andrew: "Dude some guy Hatered me so hard last night!"
Jon: "Dude, you can't just be hatering all the time or your dick will split in two."
Jon: "What the fuck?"
Andrew: "Dude some guy Hatered me so hard last night!"
Jon: "Dude, you can't just be hatering all the time or your dick will split in two."
by BigDickMcThunderStick February 23, 2014
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1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs
1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs
Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME
Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop
Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop
by Sperm Hammer August 18, 2011
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