Alexander Hamilton

The hottest Founding Father.

Damnnnn, that Alexander Hamilton was a hottie. Fuck you, Aaron Burr

by t.jeff April 26, 2010

Hamilton

the $10 founing father without a father got a lot farther by workin a lot harder by bein a lot smarter by bein self starter by 14 they place his in charge of a trading charter

MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON AND THERES A MILLION THINGS I HAVENT DONE BUT JUST YOU WAIT JUST YOU WAIT

by The $10 founding father March 20, 2017

Lewis Hamilton Brakes

Lewis Hamiton is a f1 driver. At baku 2021 brakes was so hot that his car cannot stop in time

Wow that girl is hot like Lewis Hamilton Brakes

by azfred June 18, 2021

Hamilton

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore

And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished,
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter

Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain

Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came

And the world is gonna know your name
What’s your name, man?

Alexander Hamilton

Can also be an adorable douche bag

Damn you in worst shape than the national debt is in

Damn you're such a Hamilton sometimes

by Death of Humanity March 18, 2017

Hamilton Hello

When you walk into a public bathroom and there is a stacked pile of human excrement accompanied by a pair of abandoned pants. Popularized by visitors of Hamilton, Ontario.

Dude, I left her a Hamilton Hello. I had to leave my favourite pair of jeans behind but it was so worth it.

by HiImDarryl December 22, 2016

Hamilton Special

A Hamilton Special is a bundle of drunkenness usually reserved for high school and college-aged people who are blacking out on a budget. It consists of two Four Lokos of any flavor, one 32-oz. Bud Light Bottle (no 40's in FL), and one Black and Mild (preferably wood-tip and Wine flavored) to be smoked as a closing ceremony. The Hamilton Special derives its name from its price, as a $10 bill will have you Hamilton'd and ready to go in most areas.

Bro 1: "Bro, Zach threw up on my car and fucked my girlfriend!"

Bro 2: "Deal with it tomorrow, he's already a Hamilton Special deep"

by Big M0e June 18, 2011

Alexander Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Got yourself a problem
He can Alexander handle it

Lost 150 pounds
Alexander damn he thin
Never lost a single fight
Alexander champion
Has a love for weird guitars
Alexander mandolin
Wishin' he could go to sleep
Alexander Ambien
Lives in a department store
Alexander mannequin
Breath is smellin' kinda' whack
Alexander hand ya mints
Sees something he doesn't like?
He Alexander banning it
Loves The Office way too much
Alexander Pam and Jim

Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Recently became a saint
Alexander hasn't sinned

Favorite Sith Lord in the world
Alexander Anakin
Has a very lovely smile
Alexander handsome grin
Transitioned to a woman, now he
Alexander man again
Knows two songs by Eminem
Alexander Stan and Kim
Totally skipped lunch, I want an
Alexander sandwich
What you want on your footlong?
Alexander ham and swiss
Yo, he'd make a good president
Alexander candidate
Really need some liquor now
Alexander hand me gin
Doesn't get enough sunlight
Alexander tanning bed
This costume cost a jillion dollars
Alexander damn he rich
Used to watch the old school Jack
Alexander Handypen
Elton John's his favorite artist
Alexander Candle Wind

Yo, I dedicate this song to Alexander Hamilton, the greatest president in the wooorrld

Tim: "Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Got yourself a problem
He can Alexander handle it

Lost 150 pounds
Alexander damn he thin
Never lost a single fight
Alexander champion
Has a love for weird guitars
Alexander mandolin
Wishin' he could go to sleep
Alexander Ambien
Lives in a department store
Alexander mannequin
Breath is smellin' kinda' whack
Alexander hand ya mints
Sees something he doesn't like?
He Alexander banning it
Loves The Office way too much
Alexander Pam and Jim

Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Recently became a saint
Alexander hasn't sinned

Favorite Sith Lord in the world
Alexander Anakin
Has a very lovely smile
Alexander handsome grin
Transitioned to a woman, now he
Alexander man again
Knows two songs by Eminem
Alexander Stan and Kim
Totally skipped lunch, I want an
Alexander sandwich
What you want on your footlong?
Alexander ham and swiss
Yo, he'd make a good president
Alexander candidate
Really need some liquor now
Alexander hand me gin
Doesn't get enough sunlight
Alexander tanning bed
This costume cost a jillion dollars
Alexander damn he rich
Used to watch the old school Jack
Alexander Handypen
Elton John's his favorite artist
Alexander Candle Wind

Yo, I dedicate this song to Alexander Hamilton, the greatest president in the wooorrld"
John:" i agree majorly"

by YOURMOMISYOURMOM April 17, 2018