34 and a halfer

someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.

that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own dick, he don't need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.

taking matters into your own mouth.

if you want something done right, do it yourself.

by snatchtrapp October 20, 2008

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Halves on a Bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome produces a child.

Hey wuz up my sizzle wanna go halves on a bastard?

by BenKerr October 17, 2003

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"The Ol' Jim Halpert" is the phrase used to describe your facial expression when you are caught in an awkward, uncomfortable or undesireable situation. The term is based on the facial expressions of the character Jim Halpert of the hit television show, The Office.

Person 1: Lets loose a long and luxurious barritone bung-fart while imitating his obese boss. Person 1 then gets out of his chair and starts to walk the Sumo-Wrester while throwing cookies at his face Cookie-Monster style.

Person 2: Sits in grave silence as Person #1's boss quietly has witnessed the entire display from the table across the room. Person #2 has no options in this awkward situation and simply gives his dinner date "The Ol' Jim Halpert" look.

by trees-don't-grow-on-money June 17, 2009

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eric halvorsen

bassist of a rocket to the moon. stone cold fox. on a scale of awesomeness, he was rated a 13 out of 11. has dance moves you've never even seen yet. hits notes not even god can reach. is wild in bed, often to referred to as a hurricane.

"yo girl, you see that eric halvorsen? boy is a stone cold FOX"

by dahurricayne March 12, 2009

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