Bailey Holcombe is an alpha specimen who has a cock the size of Russia and that can ejaculate so hard, his penis is technically a weapon of war. Bailey is the most fucking fit boy in the universe period. Bailey has a heart almost the size of his cock, leagally people has to wear glasses to look at him or they might go in a state of pure orgasmic glory that the rest of there life will be pure agony and it will almost make any girl commit suicide. Bailey runs a small drug trade of 1200000 women and no men and he earns bare bank on the daily and plays Fortnite on the daily
My name is Bailey Holcombe. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Bath, where all the rich kid house are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Mr. Gills department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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Named after Sergeant Holcomb who shot a 14 year old boy who was playing with a BB gun in an abandoned houses backyard.
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