The Instant Hagrid 

Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.

She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid

The Instant Hagrid by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011

jungkook’s long hair 

blessed all army’s with his cute fluffy hair that looks irresistible to pat, but HE BETTER LET THAT SHIT GROW MORE SO HE CAN PUT IT AS A MAN BUN!! ANOTHER MONTH OR DAY TO GET BLESSED UP BY HIM!! HES GOING THROUGH THAT MAJOR GLOW UP YALL ✨

JUNGKOOK’S LONG HAIR IS STILL FUCKING SOFT AND BOUNCY AS IT ISSSS❗️

jungkook’s long hair by sus.areum September 5, 2019

Haiji Towa 

A disgusting character. If you like him, kin him, stan him, simp for him, etc. please get help.

Person: Haiji Towa is my favorite character from UDG!
Me: Ew wtf

Haiji Towa by tonysfavoriteminor September 1, 2021

Hair Curtain 

When someone uses their hair to shield their face during awkward situations.

LINDSAY felt so awkward in front of her boss that she put up her hair curtain and pretended that she was invisible.

Hair Curtain by tinyunicorn June 24, 2015

Ironic Facial Hair 

Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.

"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"

"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"

Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.

Ironic Facial Hair by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011

hair nazi 

A crazy Italian bitch that opened a salon across from a pizza parlor. Motherfucks you every time you come to get your haircut! Wide eyed and big nostrils! Bitch is CRAZY!

Dude: I’m going to get my haircut today .
Other dude: by who?
Dude: the hair Nazi......
Other dude: holy shit bro....that bitch is crazy!
Dude: I know bro...she’s the fucking hair Nazi!!!!!

hair nazi by Hair nazi May 22, 2018

Prince Hair Harry 

It's the best hairstyle and era from Harry Styles.

Prince Hair Harry should be everyone's favorite era, it's just the best.

Prince Hair Harry by sendsomechickennuggets November 26, 2020