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Hades Handshake

Sexual act wherein one lover squeezes the base of their partner's penis until the organ is a swollen bluish purple. The pleasure received from the act is not physical, but a mutual feeling of trust and harmony between partners.

This act was named after the Greek God of the Underworld, Hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the penis during the procedure.

(hay-deez hand-shayk)
Oh Dolores, Jonathan and I bonded over a Hades Handshake last night. You and Verner should definitely try it. It saved my marriage.
by Hades Helpers August 10, 2012
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Hades lady

Guy: She was my girlfriend. Turned out, just a Hades lady.

Girl: I promise I'll be better to you than she was.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Hades

A really cute sweetheart. A beautiful soul with a freaking gorgeous voice~☾︎❦︎❦︎
UwUs a lot
Me: Hades, why are you cute?
Hades: -Uno reverse-
by Akarifoxy April 30, 2020
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Hades

A sweet friend who will not hesitate to call you out for your shit. He is amazing strong kind and loves his close ones. His significant other is probably resting well because of him. He’s also a very caring friend/relative
Hades is so :((((
by Hvllvtor May 8, 2021
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Hadessa

Hadessa can be a little crazy at times and do dumb stuff. Although she is like this she is really nice and doesn't usually mean what she says. She is really smart and usually has good grades. She is very pretty and well liked by people who get to know her. Hadessa's tend to be under pressure a lot of the time. But she could be the best person you'll ever meet.
Friend: Hadessa is a really nice girl
by UnClEbOb12345 November 2, 2021
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Hades

Person 1: I like a Hades!
Royce: I have a Hades.
by hadeshadeshades November 29, 2022
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What in the Hades

A fancy way to say what the hell, etc. May be considered an euphemism under certain circumstances. Better used for formal discussions about a subject, whether specific or not.
Me, about atheism: As for Hunnic atheism... well, it was more of a "focus" on the here and now rather than a belief. They never thought on tomorrow, or what in the Hades could be behind those mountains. There was no "beyond" for them.
by OtmShankIiI September 26, 2009
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