hammed

When you place your bare ass cheeks on someones face. This can be done to your friends in their conscious or unconscious state of mind.Its not recommended to place your bare ass on someone who is bigger than you because they might whoop your ass, or worse, give you a dirty taco in return.

Josh hammed Timmy at the lake house in front of everyone. It was a spectacular flying ham to the grill. This was very impressive because he had to jump fairly high for his ass to face contact.

by Bsmitty003 March 17, 2008

Hemmed Up

To physically treat someone like a child by grabbing, tossing, and abusing them in a fight.

- That man got Hemmed Up last night.
- That nigga Greg hemmed his ass up like a little child!

by Dmorus June 21, 2019

hemmed up

busted, hurtin', beat up, shitty

Yo girl was all hemmed up after I pistol whipped that ho!

Your girl sucked my cock for a dollar, but I ain't make her pay for it... that would have been hemmed up playa!

by Natrontheape March 24, 2004

hemmed up

1. a form of getting owned in other words see pwned.
2. WHen you ace in counter-strike

yall got hemmed up when u gloxorz you in teh face narb.

by George Bush April 4, 2005

hammed

Getting a 2 week old ham sandwich stuffed in your face 10 times.

When you are sitting down minding your own business and some jerk comes from behind and stuffs a sandwich in your face. He then yells "You got HAMMED"

by Hammed May 5, 2008

Slam-Hammed

Completely, utterly and without remourse so drunk that the next day you wake up and don't even recognize your own house.

After the ten hours at the bar and 20 shots I was completely slam-hammed.

by Ben Filippini May 24, 2003

Hemmed Up

Means to be set up by a person or at the wrong place to be hemmed up .

She went to the city to visit grandma and got hemmed up by ppl she didn’t know

by Watchurself May 17, 2021