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gunny snipes

A clueless, worthless, no-life loser who frequents irc chat channels, web forums, etc and annoys the shit out of everyone.

A Self-proclaimed Lamer.
You are such a gunny snipes.
That is so gunny snipes.
Who are you? a gunny snipes?
by D-503 April 16, 2004
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Gunny

A top bloke admired by all
That Gunny is a great guy
by Scottish male May 6, 2008
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Gunny Granny Flu

A disease very similar to Middletons' Disease only much worse. This disease is suffered by Beatrice Middleton when she wants to play with the kids, but they aren't there. It is also commonly seen in the Middletons' pet dog, Bumper, when he wants to play. When she gets Gunny Granny Flu Beatrice is often stuck in the house and is very lonely. It is cured by intense workouts and other treatments such as massages. So if you love the comic strip 'The Middletons', be careful - you might get Middletons' Disease and the Gunny Granny Flu.
Bumper: Uh oh, its school time again. I bet Miss Beatrice will have the Gunny Granny Flu.

Rusty: She sure will! Its tough when the kids are in school. Crazy fall time.

Beatrice: Yes, it is crazy around this time. But think of it this way: you get to spend all your time with me. Isn't that sweet? (She reaches for a Martian Mud and rubs it into Bumper's fur)

Bumper: Thank you! That's better. Now I've got the Gunny Granny Flu. What else can we do?

Rusty: Well, I know she likes to stretch. How about we stretch each other? (Bumper and Rusty start stretching on each other)

Beatrice: Yes, that's it. You two know how to make a Gunny Granny feel better. Now how about a game of fetch? (she throws a tennis ball to Rusty)

Bumper and Rusty: Poor Beatrice! She doesn't know what to do. I guess the Gunny Granny Flu will never end. Its just so sad.
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 13, 2011
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gunny snipes

EvilHamsterOfDeath goes to the bathroom to take a Gunny_snipes
by EvilHamsterOfDeath April 19, 2004
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gunnysacking

bringing into a given conflict situation/argument issues that are irrelevant to said conflict
IMHO gunnysacking is the worst possible method of conflict resolution and can make an argument less controllable than it needs to be, with often undesirable unattended cannonballs
by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2015
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Gunny Snipes

A shull-shagging, skunk-molesting, son of a spunk-gibbons uncle.
you are nothing less than a worthless steaming pile of gunny.
by kayaman April 17, 2004
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Gunny

A word to describe something that’s really cool to look at. Originally meant to describe the feeling after seeing a unique view after smoking marijuana.
Person 1: Woah, do you see the pyramid in the jungle? With the clear night sky, you can also see outer space. Oh look a shooting star! And it’s blue!

Person 2: Okay. That’s really gunny.
by the old boone of randall June 4, 2019
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