Guadalajaran Siege Weapon

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

Yall remember when Jake eskimo trebuche'd? Its like that but with a better name! She got hit with a Guadalajaran Siege Weapon!

by Dr Agonite May 28, 2021

Guadalawhogivesashit

Generic term for some pissant third world country that no civilized person gives two damns about. Primary exports are usually bananas, cocaine, and prostitutes.

I heard there's a civil war down in Guadalawhogivesashit.
And I care because?

by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

Gandalay

The greatest video game player ever. Never loses. Always ranked 1st.

Why do we keep losing?

Dude, it's cause we are facing Gandalay.

by Bob1234567890bob1234567890 November 27, 2010

Gundula

German feminine name favored by parents during the 1960s.

A special, not too social girl who loves battles and challenging herself. While sometimes mistaken for shy, her real nature shows after she's gotten accustomed to people. She may be considered pretty.

Person A: Do you know Gundula?
Person B: Who'd call his kid "Gundula"?

by CloudOfFlimsy November 22, 2021

Guadalajara hot scarf

When a man takes a shit around his partners neck in the shape of a scarf.

What did you and Betsy do last night? I gave her that Guadalajara hot scarf. No way!?!?

by Bballdemon July 8, 2022

Guadaladumpa

When you have to take a dump after having too much to eat in the bars and restaurants of Guadalajara.

Time is not on your side, this is an explosive event.

You respect and prioritize the pressures building in your bowels.

The 'dumpa is gonna happen, so you better be ready!

Bro, this food in Guadalajara has been amazing, but now I have a Guadaladumpa brewing.

Do you have any wet wipes? And maybe a helmet?

by DrunkenDuncan October 16, 2022

Guadalaflupe

A Mexican woman that can do a backflip.

She guadaflupe'd on my dick like a yoyo.

Guadalaflupe: Stop making me spin so fast!

by MEMESFORTHENIGHT October 9, 2023