gummere

An amazing string of the best leaders to ever be born.

Mathew Gummere is the best leader ever.

by gyual November 15, 2016

Gummed Up The Reed

1. To mess up
2. To get in a sticky situation
3. To fuck up

Peter we lost this round because of you, stop gumming up the reed.

Had you used protection, we wouldn't be in this mess. Jesus Peter! you really gummed up the reed this time.

by Prepfin4 December 6, 2016

Gurmeet

Indian Origin, meaning: Friend of the guru (one who is regarded as having great knowledge); therefore, it can only be assumed that Gurmeet has many connections that are deep rooted. He is an intelligent, handsome, and betimes mysterious man with a silken tongue.

Crossing him may result in your immediate disappearance, exclusion of your picture on the back of a milk carton; a picture he likely took himself.

Brownies may be your only salvation from his wrath.

"I didn't tell Gurmeet that I drank his last soda at work and when I woke up in the morning, I was naked & alone in the Arazona desert!"

by Thornless February 3, 2010

gumpenstump

A person who is known to be especially goofy.

Little to no athletic ability, agility or coordination.

Completely unsmooth.

I can't believe that gumpenstump is tryin' out for the team!

by k0nflict June 4, 2009

gummer

no tooth blow job

i got a gummer form a toothless hill billy.

by Brad Christie April 26, 2003

Gumper

A person who sniffs toilet seats after other individuals have used said toilet.

C: Wow! That was an amazing poo I just had, I'm going to leave now.
E: *Enters stall*
E: *Bends down and inhales deeply*

(E is gumping the toilet.)
(E is a gumper)

by HiImAmyESIBULNSAC March 17, 2022

Gumlee

Gumlee is a Gay partnership of Marshall Lee and Prince Gumball from adventure time that is made up.

On Wattpad, there are many stories of Gumlee FanFiction

by YaoiGumleeSmut December 1, 2017