Guitard

A male who owns a guitar only to impress girls.

Man, John only has a guitar to get girls. He's such a guitard.

by Commandman7 May 28, 2014

guitard

Someone that is or acts like a retarded guido.

adj. form: guitarded

Did you see those two guitards get into it outside the club...right in the middle of the street.

Damn...those Gotti boys are seriously guitarded.

by guitard November 24, 2009

Guitard

A retard who plays the guitar.

Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.

Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.

Chuck has been playing Smoke On The Water for the last seven hours.

What a guitard!

by Pipe Downn January 22, 2009

Guitard

A retard that tries to play the guitar but fails like all retards do.

That guitard really sucks at playing the guitar.

by EMRAT February 18, 2003

Guitarded

A person who thinks he's/she's cool because they play guitar.

Stop being so guitarded, you can barely play that thing!

by Stuart Mizrahi October 18, 2008

Guitarded

1. The act of being mentally altered and attempting to play more than you can with a guitar.

2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic

When i tried to play that solo i got all "guitarded"

by Aggressive Betty February 11, 2006

Guitarded

To have no dexterity at the Playstation 2 game guitar hero 1 or 2.
OR

To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.

Mrs. Peck did an abysmal job at guitar hero 2, she got booed off of the stage so fast, i swear that she's guitarded.

by Steven "Poseidon" Segura March 23, 2007