Gasshole

This defines anyone who has hogged so much needless space next to the pump they are using that it prevents me from using the pump behind them. This also defines anyone who after pumping gas leaves their car there to go into the store while I sit behind you...waiting to pump gas.

This guy is really going into the store now after pumping gas WITHOUT moving his car? What a gasshole.

by BionicKid May 24, 2014

guestholes

people who not only overstay their welcome but ask for highly inconveniencing favors while doing so.

My guestholes called me at the office wanting me to pick them up and take them to the mall because they were tired of hanging out at the pool at my house all week. You'd think they could rent a car.

by YJLAW December 10, 2010

grasshole

An old man who's overly obsessed with his lawn, so he yells at people who go near it.

Old man: Hey! Get off my lawn, or I'll beat you with my cane!

Kid: Ugh, what a grasshole.

by Questionizer February 18, 2009

Glasshole

Inappropriate use of eyewear.

A person who wears their sunglasses either indoors, or at night.

"Look at that guy walking around the mall with his glasses his on, thinks he's really cool - what a glasshole"

by Hardback June 13, 2013

gasshole-olic

An asshole that is dependent on large amounts of gasoline in order to drive around aimlessly all day in their gas guzzling vehicle.

That punk is a gasshole-olic because he drives around all day in his tricked out HUMMER by himself just to show off and make up for his shortcomings, like his tiny pecker!!

by arlinm June 13, 2006

guessoline

/ges-oh-ˌlēn/
noun
The fuel added to the fire that is rage when a question is answered with guesses -or more questions, instead of admission that they don't know the answer.

Example of guessoline:

" Where is the okra?"
"Okra, is that like a breakfast cereal?"

by TheDaveAbides December 8, 2021

grasshole

One who eats too much vegetable fiber, resulting in a blow it out your ass effect of green matter.
A smug individual whom is either vegetarian or vegan and makes wild claims to others about their poor diets.

"When Juanita had too much Palak Paneer at lunch, and then too much cerveza at dinner, her intestines filled with gas and she blew it out of her grasshole".

by gREEN dRAGON November 12, 2014