Guacamole Trail 

Discharge form a womens vagina, that is so thick it leaves a greenish trail in her underwear.

Damn girl! You need to get checked! Your vagina left a guacamole trail in your panties

Guacamole Trail by DirtyBird006 July 13, 2010

Guacamole leg dip

When a white girl shaves her legs down to the point where they’re green

My god Sammy has guacamole leg dip. It looks so bad

Guacamole leg dip by Keona McCnugget March 7, 2019

African Guacamole

When you're black and you use a straw to suck the diarrhea out of your girls butt and then funnel it back into her nose. Leaving her senseless.

Lakesha had food poisoning so I gave her some African Guacamole. She seems better now. She also had some chips.

African Guacamole by Bloodydragonluvr69 June 5, 2016

dirty guacamole 

When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around

Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.

dirty guacamole by PeanutButterCumDumpster August 3, 2019

Benjamin's Guacamole 

When someone takes a massive runny green shit and tries to pass it off as guacamole

Steve: "Damn bro I just had green diarrhea"
Greg: "Cool let's bring some Benjamin's guacamole to the party"

Benjamin's Guacamole by Unidef September 14, 2023

Canadian Guacamole

The act of jizzing in a bowl and proceeding to ruse a girl into thinking it is chip dip.

Canadian because unlike the traditional guacamole it is white like snow.

I was mad at my girlfriend so I decided to feed her some Canadian Guacamole

Canadian Guacamole by KCJD November 17, 2013

Guacamole Nigga Penis 

Random words put together that sound funny. Ignore the other retarded definitions.

Someone: *says literally anything*
Funny random person: "Guacamole nigga penis"

Guacamole Nigga Penis by Nerd Lord July 3, 2019