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Shockings

A piece of clothing or garment such as stockings or spandex pants that are worn in such a fashion as to elicit feelings of shock, awe, and/or nausea.
It looks like that woman is smuggling cottage cheese in her shockings.
by Jack'sragingbileduct June 2, 2011
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sofia shocking

A girl who goes to BSGE and the only thing shoking about her, is her weight. she needs to go on a diet or sumthin cuz that bitch it chunky. if she sat on me, i'd probably die.
Rachel: Hey do you kno Sofia Shocking?
Jamal: Yea, dat fat ass girl right?
Rachel: Yea she needs to go on a diet.
Jamal: Werd. I'd never tap that.
Rachel: Haha.
by Sexy Chickkk May 1, 2008
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shocking the butter

A way of gaining something (money, items, etc) in a game that is so easy yet profitable that it makes one feel like an idiot for not figuring it out sooner.
Man, farming The Swarm in City of Heroes is so shocking the butter...
by Da Rabid Duckie June 7, 2004
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Sofia shocking

A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.
Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking
by Randy marsh has a lisp May 12, 2017
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shocking

weird or worrying or out of place. or stateing the obvious.
you have homework today " well shocking".
by tracey March 24, 2004
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Shocking Off

When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.
"I tried shocking off last night, it was great!"
by Bill_Bob_123 June 22, 2008
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Glocking

Hitting someone in the head with a glock (gun)
Did you see Nick go glocking a Hilary supporter?
by FGSDONFDINOFFD November 29, 2016
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