grumployee

Usually a narcissistic, grumpy co-worker who blames everyone from management to his co-workers, while boosting his already over-inflated ego. Grumployees think of themselves as vastly superior to other workers, and frequently show contempt towards their colleagues. However, deep down, grumployees are very insecure, and are terrified of being put into a work environment where they may appear vulnerable. Usually, grumployees achieve their coveted status in an organization by creating their own turf and fiercely protecting their "secret knowledge", thereby acting as gatekeepers, while presenting themselves to managament as being indispensable. Usually, they stay in one company forever, as they cannot risk change. A new job would require them to start from square one and be vulnerable, which is what grumployee hates the most. Grumployees are often found in Information Technology, but can also exist in other fields, such as Finance, Insurance, Real Estate, etc.

"Patrick is such a grumployee. All he does is stand in the hallway, complaining about the incompetent managers, while keeping all the software training books and CDs under lock and a key, so not a single one of us new hires can learn anything about our proprietary software"

by MrWhoAmI July 29, 2009

Grumptles

vagina balls. yes, like testicles...for girls.

Riley: "Hey guys, guess what? Katie has grumptles!"
Everyone: "uhh...you might want to see a doctor about that..."
Katie: "SHUT UPPPP!"

by UDisbest July 19, 2010

grumplepotamus

A very very grumpy person who is prone to snap or "go off" much like a grumpy violent hippopotamus. See also grumpy gus, grumpus, grumplestiltskin.

Richard is being a total grumplepotamus this morning, what the hell is wrong with him?

by Omitshod December 11, 2013

Grumple Puff

a man or woman who is extremely irritable, winey, and angry with the world for no apparent or valid reason and who attempts to appear happy and fun on the surface but cannot hide their discontent, resulting in a very unpleasant person to be around, a Grumple Puff

"Hey would you like to go hang out with kyle?"
"No way he has been a real Grumple Puff lately."

by KyleP11 December 1, 2014

Grumplestiltskin

when someone is in a bad mood and taking it out on you!

Dani the Honeybear was real rude and mean last night! I think she's acting like a true grumplestiltskin!

by RalphusFudge June 19, 2017

Grumple

A very humorous word for poop.

Dude, theres grumple everywhere!

by benwad934 March 18, 2004

grumplefuck

One who grumples often.

Man, that guy Dan is a grumplefuck.

by Auntie Pigtails July 27, 2009