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Grompy

Being both grumpy and comfy at the same time.
Wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito and get grompy
by ragnarokette May 14, 2020
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mr. grumpy pants

A moody man, who is often rude and blunt with his interactions with others. He does not mean to sound rude...but he is just too intelligent to respond to inquiries that require more than a yes or no answer. These Mr. Grumpy pants men are often well read and just need a hug. Good luck with that one! Hugs are not Mr. Grumpy Pants favorite thing to do.
The best way to respond to him is to tell him how much you love and respect him. At first, this may seem like a daunting task. You can say, "Listen Mr. Grumpy pants, i told you that i love you and i'm not taking it back!" Then, slowly turn and walk away. He may even smile at ya if you look back. Dont get your feelings hurt if he does not. After all...he is Mr. Grumpy Pants.
by Reverse Osmosis July 16, 2014
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Grumpy Munchkin

A woman whom is taking a dump sitting on the toilet, while at the same time has a man standing in front of her for whom she is providing oral pleasures
The woman taking a shit became a grumpy munchikin when i dropped my dick in her mouth.
by hollowbob September 9, 2004
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Squat a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean shit.
Give me a second, I really need to go squat a grumpy.
by deepapahty July 15, 2009
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Grumpy Gator

This is when a female bites on an a guy's dick as hard as she can like an alligator because the guy was taking forever to blow a load.
Dude i can't believe she gave me a Grumpy Gator, my dick is gonna take forever to recover.
by Consuelo K December 29, 2006
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Grumpy Burt

A form of being Hangry, a complete disdain for food that doesn't turn up on time.
"I know your breakfast was late, but don't be a Grumpy Burt"
by Calculon-Prime November 8, 2020
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Grumpy Plunge

Grandma! The toilet is clogged again and I can't seem to find the dildo. I wish you'd buy a normal plunger because I'm sick of "grumpy plunge".
by fred durst 2 February 20, 2023
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