Gretton

A large country village next door to Corby (worst place in the UK), its a magical place where you find dolphins, rainbows and elephants with yellow ears. The locals are very welcoming, unless you are from another race, they only breed with other locals, i.e there uncles, cousins, sisters and brothers. There are many local pubs full of farmers and drunks. There is only one shop, and a religious cafe aka halla halleluighas. There is a dark alleyway on the main street of Gretton, which is occupied by the COCAINE BADGER! this alleyway is to be avoided at all times, unless you have 20 grams of coke.

Gretton massive

by Grettoner April 14, 2010

Greater johnstown high school

A crackhead school, their teachers are completely fucking stupid, the bathrooms are stricktly for juuling. 99.5% of all students are failing. The school colors are ugly as shit ! They suck at academics and sports! Fights are the main entertainment! Don’t send your kid here unless you want them to be completely fucking stupid

Greater Johnstown high school is in Pennsylvania

by Trojan1220 April 12, 2019

Grettify

When you turn someone into a smoker and a nitty.

J golding was the best serial grettifyer of the 21st century

I can't wait to grettify my mate

by Donworryinnit January 30, 2018

pikk i grete

when somethings are going smoothly we use the expression "pikk i grete" in Norway. It is compareable with the english expression "like a glove".

U are mounting a shaft in a hole. It fits perfectly, when u say with satisfaction in your voice: As pikk i grete!

by Martin110 April 20, 2007

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade

That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

by v1cious October 6, 2004

Nickelback Greatest Hits Album

Nickelback got together and created a CD of there best hits, unfortunately in the end this CD was released with 0 songs on it, as Nickelback has no great hits

smith: "did you get that Nickelback Greatest Hits Album yet?"
Johnson: "you mean the one with 0 songs on it, thats that shit, that Nickelback pays you to buy because it's that shit?"
smith: "yes that one"
Johnson: "yea i got it yesterday"

by T-Unit45 October 31, 2009

Gratter

"Grattering", or having a "gratter" is a term for a person, who uses social networking to meet several girls, and flirt with them all at the same time... Or you can even have individual gratters. To "gratter" you have to know them in some way. It is harmless flirting that means nothing, normally, but in some cases, leads to an actual relationship.

*on msn* Gratter: "Hey baby, you were looking pretty in school today, and you're really nice...:) <3 xx"

by GratterLol June 13, 2011