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(noun)—a lady friend of a potential conquest who blocks your advances on their friend's behalf. Please Note: a wingman may be needed to "dive on the grenade".
"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore
Ronnie gets in a fight with Sammie on the hit show Jersey Shore and starts hooking up with Grenades and Land mines
Grenade by ForTheThrill August 1, 2010
(noun)—a large lady, of an unsightly nature. Please Note: a wingman may be needed to "dive on the grenade".
"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore
A grenade is a cockblocker who is hating on a player. Grenade usually is addressed as being female. A female who is a cockblocker hating on a player. A player hatress
the woman may choose to be a grenade for various reasons. Typically a girl who is unhappy and would destroy chances of her friends getting laid. I have experienced some grenade cockblockers desroy possible chances of getting laid because they couldn't get any play and they wanted everyone else not to also. this type could be a good sport and let everyone else get laid however when and if they are fat and unhealthy they cannot do the right thing by not destroying everyone elses chances. I suggest you find a wingman to cover the grenade. a wingman like a man saving his troop from blowing up may cover the grenade by keeping her distracted while the players can spit their game so they can get what they want from the other women.
1. Weapon of destruction usually a small explosive that was created for war and designed to kill.

2. The ugly girl or girls hanging out with the hot ones.
1. Soldier 1: "Tossing grenade!!!" Call of Duty

2. The Situation: “Pauly D was with the grenade.…When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.” Jersey Shore
Grenade by HotDices March 1, 2010
Sometimes you toss it. Sometimes you jump on it. Sometimes you watch it blow.
That bitch is a grenade.
Grenade by messy messer June 29, 2018