1.That random kid in your dorm who claims to have done ridiculously impossible super hero esque things in order to impress a girl.
2.He is the creepy little green super hero who no one really wants around.
2.He is the creepy little green super hero who no one really wants around.
Green Lantern: There was this one time where a guy pulled a gun on me when i was on the job as an EMT. NO JOKE!
Girl: Really?
Green Lantern: He shot at me and i dodged the bullet; Then i was able to restrain him with my awesome strength and stabilize all the bus accident victims until the ambulance came.
Bystander: The green lantern strikes again!
Girl: Really?
Green Lantern: He shot at me and i dodged the bullet; Then i was able to restrain him with my awesome strength and stabilize all the bus accident victims until the ambulance came.
Bystander: The green lantern strikes again!
by Derek shooster November 29, 2007
Get the Green Lanternmug. Me and old girl were messing around, but I forgot to take off my class ring. I just had to green lantern that ho.
by Coletrain December 12, 2007
Get the green lantern that homug. Also know as "The Evil Geneuis" Green Lantern is widely known for makin mixtapes. Creates songs and mixes them wit various lyrics from rap artists. He is currently under Aftermath Interscope label.
by MVP February 7, 2005
Get the DJ Green Lanternmug. 
Doesn't exist.
by Geckotastica November 17, 2020
Get the Green Lantern Moviemug. Tom: My girl is horny, I think I'm gonna green spiderman that ho.
Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.
Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.
Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.
Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.
Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.
Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.
by almightyidill November 16, 2007
Get the green lantern that homug. (n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.
(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack
(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack
(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.
(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.
(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!
by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011
Get the Green Lantern: Stand Up Coastermug.