Green Lantern

To stick a flashlight with a green bulb in someones ass or pussy to make it glow like a green lantern

Yo i just gave my girl the green lantern. Her pussy was glowing!

by penpenpenpen January 20, 2021

Green Lantern

The Green Lantern is a Ogry-type sex position involving 4 men preferably with 2 of them performing oral sex in a 69 position and the other 2 are penetrating them analy. When seen in the proper angle, I looks like the symbol of The Green Lantern.

"Did you hear that Johnny went a little far with truth or dare with 3 other guys? Let's just say it ended with them doing a Green Lantern."

by AD_IDK96 May 1, 2023

[green lantern]

while in the midst of anal intercourse pull out and let her blow her nose on your cock, then light the snot on fire, making a green flame, you then masturbate until you cum leaving a green haze glowing over your girl.

if you ever feel unlighted you should try a little "green lantern" to fire yourself up.

by j man 23 September 3, 2010

green lantern that ho

A sexual act consisting of inserting a ringed finger inside a girl's vagina.

Me and old girl were messing around, but I forgot to take off my class ring. I just had to green lantern that ho.

by Coletrain December 12, 2007

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack

(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!

by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011

Green Lantern Movie

Doesn't exist.

Bro, did you see The Green Lantern Movie?

Naw fam, doesn't exist.

by Geckotastica November 17, 2020

green lantern that ho

when you take a poop in ya girls box and you proceed to bone her.

Tom: My girl is horny, I think I'm gonna green spiderman that ho.

Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.

Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.

Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.

by almightyidill November 16, 2007