gravitationally challenged

The state of being a klutz. Having exceptionally poor balance.

After a few drinks I become gravitationally challenged.

by gimpomatic April 11, 2010

Gravitationally Challenged

A politically correct term used to describe a fat, overweight, chubby, pleasantly plump, rotund or obviously obese individual.

Look at that guy swallowing Big Macs like their Tic Tacs when he's already gravitationally challenged.

by Seth Jordan May 28, 2008

gravitationally challenged

When a woman's breasts hang abmormally low on her body

Her tits sure hang low. That girl is gravitationally challenged

by Dick Steele May 27, 2006

Gravitationally Challenged

A way to call someone extremely fat.

"Your Co-worker is fat, I could even say he's gravitationally challenged!"

by Gocnitively pmiaired May 23, 2017

gravitic

1.To possess a lot of gravity.

2.To be very fat, usually enough so to have your own gravitational field.

That fat lady is gravitic.

by Sean "Scrapt" Carter November 3, 2008

Gravitities

When tiddies are so big that you aren't able to look at anything other than her tits cause it pulls your eyes down to them like a slow car crash.

John: yo you know sarah?
Johnnifer: yeah
John: I couldnt pull my eyes from her new tiddy implants
Johnnifer: damn she got the Gravitities

by McButterMilkBiscuit August 31, 2018

gravitational fart

to shit your pants

"sorry bro- just had a huge, unexpected gravitational fart... totally put atrial fibrillation in my rhythm..."

by coolbean_z August 16, 2023