verb. (GRAT-US-FACT-SHUN) 1. Achieving extreme gratification through some means of sexual satisfaction. 2. Pleasing one's lover through a means other than sex when one partner or the other is not particularly in the mood. 3.An extremely gratifying moment bringing someone great bliss.
IE: "Although my girlfriend was on her period, I achieved <i>gratisfaction</i> through prolonged oral pleasure.What ensued was a ginormous amount of spunk in her hair."
Video Game Usage - "You would not believe the amount of <i>gratisfaction</i> I had once our team finally pwned those campers."
Video Game Usage - "You would not believe the amount of <i>gratisfaction</i> I had once our team finally pwned those campers."
by Malachi Macabre February 14, 2012
Get the Gratisfaction mug.Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.
If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
important as theirs.
by Overwhelmed and Pissed off mom March 16, 2014
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A term for Money Laundering. Coined after the infamous house majority leader, Tom DeLay, after his conviction on money laundering charges.
John realized that most of the money he made was illegal, so he didn't mind some DeLayed gratification while he moved the money around in order to hide it's source.
by ohIkawtyou2 November 27, 2010
Get the DeLayed gratification mug."Jane just signed up for charity work even though she only think of herself"
"She's just doing it for self gratification, man"
"She's just doing it for self gratification, man"
by Dreshi January 10, 2017
Get the Self gratification mug.When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.
Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"
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