Gronkly Bomschwozzler

A very very ugly bomb defuser.

Person 1: oh god its a Gronkly Bomschwozzler
Gronkly Bomschwozzler: 😭😭😭😭😭

by the shitter but shittier April 16, 2023

Granky

ADJECTIVE
/ˈgɹæŋki/
comparative adjective: grankier (/ˈgɹæŋkiəɹ/); superlative adjective: grankiest (/ˈgɹæŋkiəst/)
1. A person or being who currently has or very recently had spiders crawl into or out of their mouth.

What is my most irrational fear? I’d say… being granky.

by /mɪspɹəˈnaʊnsəɹ/ July 31, 2023

grinkly

grinkly - a person who is scrumbly and a lil guy, be advised that grinklys are angry scrumblys

He was mad but to comfy to move, he was grinkly

by LayGrayTeam September 15, 2024

holy granoly

The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.

“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”

“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”

by KindVonJesus May 19, 2018

Holy Granoly

An interjection said by those who enjoy granola, replacing the phrase "holy moly". Used to exclaim great emotion, whether good or bad.

"Holy Granoly, that granola was delicious!"
"Holy Granoly, I'm so sorry."

by Granola Enjoyer June 5, 2024

Holy Granoly

An interjection used in replacement of "holy moly". Used by those who enjoy eating granola.

"Holy granoly, that's so sick!"
"Holy granoly, I'm so sorry for your loss."

by Granola Enjoyer June 5, 2024