Gourmet Weed & Feed

A date or friendly hang out where a person smokes you up and cooks a meal for you.

Wanna come over for a gourmet weed & feed? I’ll light a blunt, make that dish you like, and maybe we can watch Star Wars after.

by _wtheck_ May 24, 2020

phantom gourmet

when your postmates delivery driver ghosts you and never gives you your order

"Oh man I got phantom gourmeted again! That's twice now they straight up ghosted my ass"

by chessyjames May 16, 2020

gourmet

Any food sprinkled with parsley or served on a square plate.

"I thought the spaghetti bolognese was boring, but look... now it's gourmet."

by Andy Skye September 20, 2005

Gourmet Job

When you give someone anal and then they blow you. Essentially having them eat their own shit!

MAN: Want to give me a gourmet job?

WOMAN: Sure!!

by The Gourmet Chef October 27, 2009

Bukkake Gourmet Club

The act of bukkake where the recipient tries to determine what the men surrounding them ate previously.

Person 1: Last night at the Bukkake Gourmet Club the girl correctly guessed that I ate caviar.
Person 2: At the what now?

by GourmetBukkakeGuy April 11, 2021

gourmet

"cool" or "dope" from Aaron Karo's ruminations, www.aaronkaro.com

For instance, one could say “Damn, those sneakers are gourmet!” or “That chick you took home last night had a gourmet ass.”

by The man April 12, 2004

gourmeth

The classy meth, you know, the kind that a spice company would put in its gourmet collection.

Let's go to the double-wide and get us some gourmeth.

What would pair well with this pinot?
I'd say some gourmeth would go quite nicely.

by P-Dizzy October 1, 2012