It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.
by sprtagt May 10, 2011
I have some things to do which are totally none of your business. EG. Drug Deal, Sex with someone we both know, Family Issue
Person 1: " So where you off to?"
Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"
Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )
Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"
Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )
by glengofor December 28, 2010
by Not all who wonder are lost January 25, 2022
Girl: Hey, I hate to break it to you, but we’ll have to cancel tomorrow’s plans because my friend asked me if I wanted to stop by the mall with her, and I told her yes because I need new makeup.
Guy: Uh … *looks at clock* Sorry, gotta go
Guy: Uh … *looks at clock* Sorry, gotta go
by Yeah but actually no April 21, 2025
I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew
by PENISLOVERINTHEHOLE77785674 July 09, 2017
An excuse that one friend makes when they have to go use the bathroom. But they say this instead. Nobody knows why.
by Uselessearthboundfan December 30, 2022
When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.
Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.
(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.
(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times