you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

by LCNeko December 30, 2015

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you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

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We got to install microwave ovens

Someone is a dire straits fan....

Money for nothing (1985)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

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You aint got to lie to kick it

You don't have to lie about something to hang out with me

Joe:I got every pair of Jordan's I just don't wear none I like rocking Shaq's
Bob:You aint got to lie to kick it!

by Yasmin25 May 3, 2011

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Got To

Got to;

A phrase of agreement. Follows a statement made by someone other than yourself.

1. Chris: So since I was in Atlanta anyway, I figured, "Why not go to Magic City"

Steven: Got to...

2. Tracy: I couldn't decide whether or not I wanted to drink Goose or Crown tonight, so I bought a bottle of both.

Gordon: (uncontrollable cheese) Got to!

by Truth by Daylight February 11, 2008

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