Al Gore

If he was single, he'd be the most eligible bachelor in the history of the world.

Al Gore: Hi, I've won an Oscar, a Nobel Prize, and I invented the Internet. Nice to meet you.
Woman: My place, NOW.

by marblewonder December 6, 2007

Frank Gored

1. An event in Fantasy Football in which following "expert" advice results in a loss (usually from benching a player that experts said was cold).
2. When your best drafted player turns out to suck, hard.

That guy with a widows peak on yahoo, Frank Gored my ass.

by I am Fantasy Football February 21, 2008

gore kitten

Usually cute girl that likes or is interested in viewing gore

A: "you sure you are a gore kitten?"
B: "just hit me with that video, Greg"

by bonsai007 October 20, 2016

Gore Effect

The phenomenon that leads to unseasonably cold temperatures, driving rain, hail, or snow whenever Al Gore visits an area to discuss global warming. Hence, the Gore Effect.

- Australia, November 2006: Al Gore is visiting two weeks before summer begins. The Gore Effect strikes: "Ski resort operators gazed at the snow in amazement. Parents took children out of school and headed for the mountains. Cricketers scurried amid bullets of hail as Melburnians traded lunchtime tales of the incredible cold." (The Age)

- New York, March 2004: "Gore chose January 15, 2004, one of the coldest days in New York City's history, to rail against the Bush administration and global warming skeptics... Global warming, Gore told a startled audience, is causing record cold temperatures." (NY Environment News)

by Bill Calvin November 15, 2006

goreo

someone who thoroughly mutilates their oreo while trying to get just the icing in the center and not the cookie.

hey Jeff, do you want an oreo? here you go-oohhh!
thats disgusting!why are you such a goreo?

by shebeatmeatspaceinvaders May 16, 2011

Gorelesque

Performace Art involving the use of fake blood during a performance.

Think Grotesque Burlesque.

Made popular by Violeteyes & Daisy Cutter and gaining popularity with other performers.

burlesque meets horror to find Gorelesque

by bloodhound1 August 25, 2011

funkytown gore

A horrifying gore video that surfaced around 2016-2017. It shows a man with his face flayed, hands cut off, and eyes gouged out being tortured by a Mexican cartel while having adrenaline injected into him so he feels the pain while Sweet Child O' Mine and later Funkytown are playing in the background. They even slice his throat with a box cutter at some point.

guy 1: did you see the funkytown gore video?

guy 2: yeah, do NOT look it up

by imgay82629103639201873 October 2, 2021