goose

The most horrid, vile creatures on the planet. They are conspiring against us and are murderers.
Ex.1 “If you got a pet goose I’d kill you and then myself, for you have failed.”

Ex.2

“Fuck, a goose.”
by Ugly Troll Creature April 22, 2020
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n; one who is never serious, constantly plays around; a joker; a foolish person; goes along with the slang term soulja boi
Daniel: Ey, you kno ma homie antwan
Austin: Yea.
Daniel: Man he a straight up goose!
Austin: Yea, he is a goose soulja boi.
by DanOfThorp August 04, 2008
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the motion of quickly grabbing and sqeezing the area near the private parts just below the buttocks with all 5 fingers. usually done by suprise and executed by the male onto the female. men don't goose men and women don't goose men.
ouch! he goosed me!
i'm gonna give her the goose.
by dead_eye July 28, 2003
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dude, that fireworks display was sooo goose!

I hate it when you steal my stuff! So not goose, man!
by Muffinmannioso September 26, 2008
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a verb: to step on the accelerator of an automobile... to floor it
Passenger to driver: Goose it!
Car: VAAROOOOOOOM
by g-speezy April 21, 2004
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In reference to something being down, with it, or awesome. Derived from down products made of goose.
that was goose!
by FrankieJ1s December 05, 2010
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Just your average looking girl. In between a hot gorgeous girl (juice) and a overweight female (moose). When your at a party and there are a ton of girls there, but none of them are hot and none of them are ugly....you are in the presence of a whole flock of geese.
"I didnt get a good look at that girl"
"Oh dont worry she was just a goose"

"So whats the juice situation at this party?"
"Dude were surrounded by a whole flock of geese".
by biggggss September 24, 2009
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