GOOCH STICK

An anti-persperent used to mask the aroma of a smelly, sweaty gooch. Strong enough for the armpits, but made for the gooch. A product of Grundle & Grundle. (Patent Pending) Try our newest anti-persperent "Fresh Frumunda Cheese"

Tired of having a sweaty, smelly, chaffed, and chapped Gooch? Worry no more my friend. Gooch Stick has combined medicated ointments and natural deoderizers to have that Gooch smelling great agian.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

Gooch slap

During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region

This is fun baby time for a gooch slap

by My name February 11, 2003

Gooch Slide

The Gooch Slide consists of the process on fingering either a lady friend or ones self then proceeding to rub along the gooch to the anal area and continuing with a similar action.

Chinese Lady 1: Damn, me so horny, me need new ways of pleasure.

Lady 2: Why don't you try the Gooch slide

by Timmac March 31, 2011

gooch sniffer

someone who sniffes the gooch

hey gooch sniffer stop sniffing my gooch!!!!!!!

by andy dicks and underwizzle and nockie boy December 28, 2005

Gooch Sander

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.

Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.

by JJ January 19, 2004

Gooch-Sling

A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.

Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?

Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.

by WilburWild December 3, 2010

Gooch Syndrome

This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!

Andy "Good morning!"

Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"

Andy " I already did take a shower."

Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"

by Ling ling 2013 September 8, 2013