goatse

(noun) a picture or object that causes massive uncontrolled vomiting
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(verb) a special way to vomit.

oh man that thing was nasty, it was worse than anything ive ever seen
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dude that thing made me go goatsevomit all over the cat.

by vash January 7, 2003

goatse

Website featuring a picture of a hermaphrodite it's a guy with a penis and a vagina. Usually, it's a link given to unsuspecting people so when they check it out, they get hit by the image and are supposed to be scarred for life by it. People who have been tricked into going to the website are to have been goatsed.

A: Went to the goatse website the other day
B: Ah, you got my email
A beats the stuffing out of B

by Mad Hatter December 28, 2003

goatse

A sexual act, in which as the female climaxes, you jam your fist up her butt and scream "GOATSE!!" at the top of your lungs. Derived from the shock picture "Goatse".

Female: "Oh thats it!!!"
Male, jams his fist up her butt: "GOATSE!!"
Female: "what the..."

by Slothman September 6, 2007

goatse

1. (verb) a more extreme version of rape, pwn. etc.

2. (verb) to rape so hard that the victim's ass becomes loose.
- I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding!

1. Did you see me goatse that noob?

2. I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding!

by Corax June 11, 2006

goatse

An annoying prank played on naive message board spammers that when a link is clicked upon, a box comes up flashing "You Are A Idiot! HAHAHAHA!" with an appropriate stupid jingle.

A more evil version of the goatse has been found where the "Idiot" boxes are opened as bouncing boxes around your screen and as you chase and close them more boxes appear.

SchoolYon: "So I clicked on the link and BAM! my computer almost crashed!"
DrNick: "You've been goatse'd!"

by Dr Nick June 11, 2006

Goatse

Goatse was website created in 1999 by the domain goatse.cx. the website would show a man stretching his Asshole literally making the size of his anus 10 times bigger.The website would get a lot of updates for example the website literally promised merchandise one time (which never happened) the website was later suspended by the Christmas Island For "for AUP violations in response to a complaint" the website domain was later bought by someone in 2007 and in 2012 the website was literally turned into an fucking email system named Goatse Mail (which was never launched). The website was then bought for 8k euros and was turned into a subdomain there were also plans for a new cryptocurrency called "Goatse Coin" which was unfortunately cancelled (not gonna lie i would love to see elon musk invest in Goatse Coin)the website is now a fucking crypto site where you can buy pixels

Probably everyone after reading this:what the fuck? how did a porn site turn into a email system, a subdomain service,had plans for a new cryptocurrency and is currently a site where you can buy pixels with crypto what is next? Goatse Delivery?

by PoopShitter United January 7, 2022

Goatse

The act of seeing a goat with your eyes in your body.

Person 1: goatse
Person 2: yeah i see that goat too

by beastmode8234 September 7, 2022