Gnowen

A quirky name for a website that gives movie release dates.
Gnowen is pronounced with a soft 'G' like "Know When" and also doubles as the name of the website's mascot.

"So you'll Gnowen that movie is out." "Do you Gnowen?"

by JoshuaB86 October 27, 2011

Gnorning

A positive expression/wish to use merging both "Good morning" and"Good night" wishes,
Suitable for closing a conversation that lasted all night and then going to sleep after sunrise.

*At 6:am after a white night with the group chat*
Adnan: "okay Goodnight boys!, or is it Good morning?"
Rick : "We need to invent a new word"
Adnan : "G'norning!"

Rick: "I like it, Gnorning!"

by NotAdnan April 6, 2022

gnorbald

Creatures not unlike man in appearance, but able to control their minds and their surroundings with mastery.

The gnorbald exist in quiet secrecy, living among men without fear due to their superiority.

"I'll never find the gnorbald girl of my dreams because I lost my phone directory."

by aulus October 27, 2003

Gnorked

To describe a flesh wound that isn't as deep as a gash but not to be taken as lightly as a scratch. There has to be enough blood flow to be a nuisance, but not so significant as to fetch first-aid.

Arg... I hit my arm on the edge of the table and it gnorked me.

"Listen Judge, I simply gnorked the officer he will be fine."
"No, I don't need a band-aid its just a gnork."

by Mr. Benevolent May 7, 2010

gnorf

gnorf Is an insult, meaning too prideful, snotty personality, an absolute buffoon.

Oh my god, stephanie was being such a gnorf yesterday!
I'm sorry for being such a gnorf in PE.

by Ridiculims December 21, 2019

Gnarwhale

A noun used to describe a horridly obese person, regardless of gender. You will mostly find Gnarwhale's in their natural habitat eating until the cows come home, and neglecting the needs of their children so they can play world of war craft, and are also allergic to an activity called "Excercise". The difference between a typical obese person and a gnarwhale, is that - While some fat people may actually be adorable (like seth rogen), gnarwhales lack attractiveness on all levels, and are typically vicious in personality as well.

~Obese person walks into the zoo with 5 burgers in hand, cussing at people because 'they're in her way'~

~Bystander~ "Well I guess the Zoo Finally decided to add Gnarwhales to the exhibit"

by StevenJKpower August 22, 2011

gnarwhal

Superlative form of the word 'gnarly', with the progression being (absolute, comparative, superlative):

gnarly --> gnarkill --> gnarwhal

Often pronounced as 'gnarwhale'

"Dude! That Maglev car is TOTALLY gnarwhal!"

by Amerifunk December 18, 2006