FRICKEN GLITCHEN

The state of hardware or software to be buggy in a manner that is odd and confusing to the user, generally resulting in the user to freak out.

i have no clue where else to ask for help every time i get online ON THIS GAME AS A WHOLE >:{ I GET FRICKEN GLITCHEN

i'm gonna try a defragmentation see if that'll work and i have windows xp cable highspeed charter ...i don't screw with the config only if i want this t happen maybe theres so many data gaps hence the defrag

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
IT DIDN"T WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID A VIRUS SCAN DOWNLOADED CEP EVEN BOUGHt A DIAMOND EDITION AND IT DIDN"T WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
DID REGISTRY MECHANIC DIDN"T WORK DID ADAWARE DIDN"T WORK!! HEWLP ME SOMENE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jayde Moon April 17, 2009

Glitchie

A mysterious glitch that appears to be unknown. If you ever meet her, she’s pretty awesome as long as she’s not X ̢̢̬̯͇͕͙̜̻̙͔̯͓̬͗̔X ̟̥̖͉̦̗̮́̈́͛̉̄̃͛͊̚X ̛͉̺͍͈͎̘̪̾̾́͐́́̍̌́̀͝X ̢̡͇̘̣̦̜̦͆̏̔̍̀̆̂ͅX̴̧̞͚̣̼̤̂̏̈́͗̈́̄̓̕ ̻̈͒̂́͐̐̒͐͋̌̑͝͝Ẍ̵͖̠͇͓̫̞͈̙̰̦̝̣̾̑͆͒͛̉́̑̕͝͠͠͠Ẋ ̢̧̬͚̫͈̪͚̞͚̦̼͓͒͐̋̀X ̰̲͕̥̠̣̤̜͙̯̳͉͔̞͐̊̓͛̀̈́̀̂ ̶͉͎̯͉̩͚̪̜̪̦̏̊̆͝ç̴̟̤̲̼̙̹͖̟͎̰̋͆̓̿̓̓̄͜o̵̺̼͔̩͇̲̦̽͛̇͛͒̽̀̈̆̌͗̓̽͋ͅu̶͚̩̱̳͛͛̌͋̉̄̚͝ļ̶̭̘̥̘͕̞̫̋̋̀͋̿̎d ̡̡̧̯̥̙̦̗̦͚̖̺̳̖̙̔̊̒̌n̴͔̺̦̭͉̲͗̚’̴̛͙̓͂̈́͂̏͒̚t ̨̥͚̒̾̎͛͗̇̅́͆̀̌̇̃̄͘ ̴̨̧͖̝͚̼̱̦͎̬̘̘̽̓̐̆͆̌̌̐̈b̵̨̛̭͔̙̮͇̺͓̖̖̠̲̿̓̆͒̎̈́̎̎̈̕̚e ̹͚̦̳̰̟̟̝͔͎̪̼͎͋̓̋̀̀̅̑̀̂̿̀͐͗͋͂͜͜ ̵̡͙͉͙͔̙͉͖͖̲̠̔͛̂̂f̵̢̳̫̱͎̘̺̫̱̠̿̓̑͘ǫ̶̛̰̙̘̹̱͔͔̻̟̞͖̼̈́̓͊̀͊̽̄̈́͒͌͝ų̴̝̟͈͚̗̫̜͐̉͝n ̠̬͙̗̘̥̪̽̈́͌̓̈͂̎͛́͋͜͝d̶̬̣̿͊̈́͗͆́͑̌͂̒͘͝͝

I’m glitchie.

by glitchieeee February 18, 2021

glitchin'-ass nigga

Glitchin'-ass niggaz are similar to the controversial "Snitchin-ass nigga" but they glitch out hard in video games instead of snitch on their homies.

When playing halo 3 big team slayer online (and various other first peron shooter team death match games) someone- usually a fag- is seen moving irradically, appearing and then disappering and just plain glitching all over the place giving him (or her if she is a lesbian) and unfair advantage over the other players (even Koreans).

Example:

Bill (to Steve): you just got dip swerved on kid. I'm working you over.

Steve: dude your using some kind of faggy glitch mod to serbian jew double bluff me you Glitchin'-ass nigga.

Bill: I pull up glitchin' on niggaz, I don't be tryin to be hatin (Glitchin-ass nigga version of "Riding Rims" by Dem Franchize Boys).

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

Glitting

When a male shoves his pointer finger in his cock and wiggles it around till he has a male orgasm

Bro: Do you glit?

Me: I spend about 15 minutes glitting every night.

by Hdndbsydhdn November 9, 2023

Gootching

A word used to describe what happens when you pool together about $200 cash, buy a car, scrape the VIN numbers off and drink a bunch of coors light, then go and rally some logging roads. Includes but is not limited to taking the car off dirt bike jumps, and lighting it on fire. The vehicle is then referred to as a "gootch". Allowed modifications include attaching an ether spray bottle to the intake for getting that extra power.

"Snoop and I took the gootch to go pick the girls up and head to the party, but we drank all the (insert shitty beer here) and ended up gootching instead".

by swenceslaoe June 4, 2019

Glitchin

Glitchin- the state of being achieved by the best of the best at anything. Term usually used by stoners and hipsters. The origin of the term comes from a little known weed scientist named Bruce Mihelich.

"yo kobe was glitchin last night"
"i think you were glitchin when you made that shot"

by Brother of Moses(better one) June 17, 2009

Ginching

The process of violently removing another persons underwear, without removing their trousers first. Like a wedgie, but continuing until the underwear is completely removed.

Rousey is a gimble, let's give him a good ginching.

by Melbage Cupper October 31, 2003