Girl Scout ring

When your doorbell rings and you somehow know, without looking, that it is a girlscout ready to sell you delicious, creamy, scrumptious Girl Scout cookies. Usually only fat people have this 6th sense

*Ding Dong*

Man: OMG that is a Girl Scout ring! I want my cookies
Woman: how do you know?
Man: I don't know, I just have a sense of the Girl Scout ring

Girl Scout ring by Pussydestoyer6969 February 9, 2015

Girl scout cookies 

Cookies that girl scouts buy the whole stock of from Safeway, Walgreens, etc.. and re-sell for a higher price than what they payed for. They do usually taste pretty good, but only because its from somewhere else. And for the price, nah not worth it, just get cookies from your local grocery store.

Guy: How much do these Girl scout cookies costs?
Girl scout: 10$
Guy: 10$?! for only 10 cookies?! I can just go to the Safeway down the street and get the same cookies for 5$!

Girl scout cookies by Halcynixa December 9, 2021

Girl Scout Drink 

A very typical drink, ordered by most middle aged men made in a small rocks glass, with heavy ice, a miniscule amount of liquor, extra mixer, and garnished with fruit and an umbrella. It is referred to as a Girl Scout Drink by real drinkers who chose to be a man and drink a Fire Marshall Special to keep their manhood alive.

James, "Why does Carmen always drink those little sissy drinks with no liquor in them."

Glen, "He doesn't have the nerve to order a Fire Marshall Special, so he goes with the Girl Scout Drink instead."

Girl Scout Drink by TuckDCconnect January 12, 2011

girl scout salad

When you take a girl scout leader into the woods away from her campsite and eat her out with ranch.

Yo i took the girl scout leaders and gave them the girl scout salad on their overnight.

girl scout salad by hsoms rob May 16, 2019

girl scout cookie selectivity 

The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a timely manner. This can also simply be called self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.

Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could ravenously devour them to the point of shame. Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.

girl scout cookie selectivity by von groovy July 31, 2024

peace out girl scout 

an uncommon phrase used to say goodbye to friends that are of the female gender. Word to your mother commonly follows this phrase.

"Bye chicka."
"Peace out girl scout, word to your mother."

peace out girl scout by TrinaJoe December 24, 2008

donkey girl scout mess

A problem of one's own making which is of truely epic proportions.

When Julie and Sarah decided to lie to their folks so they could go to the concert neither was allowed to attend, they created a donkey girl scout mess for themselves.

donkey girl scout mess by Pinkie_Flamingo November 6, 2010